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Talk big, stand wee, and let naebody past that door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the wee guy's whole philosophy, and it earned its ain shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy ye'll want this oan yer back:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eWee dug, massive opinion.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fur anybody who enters a room like they've been asked tae run it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eFull colour, nae half measures.\u003c\/strong\u003e Big braw artwork printed proper and made tae be worn, no a wee logo hiding oan a pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eNae tourist-shop tat.\u003c\/strong\u003e Bella + Canvas 3001. Soft, properly made, printed to order and never mass-produced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eThe perfect gift.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fur the pal whose dug thinks it's an alsatian.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCreated by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. 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