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Soft, properly made, printed to order and never mass-produced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eThe perfect gift.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fur the pal who still insists they \"dinnae get bitten\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCreated by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole \u003cem\u003eWhit Did Ye Say?\u003c\/em\u003e thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it. Swat at it. Try no tae breathe it in. 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing:\u003c\/strong\u003e unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003esize guide in centimetres and inches\u003c\/a\u003e before ye pick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. 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