{"product_id":"the-stoor-worm-the-myths-legends-art-print","title":"THE STOOR WORM - The Myths \u0026 Legends Art Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe biggest beast in the whole ae Norse legend. Killed by a laddie wi a pot ae burning peat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eMester Stoor Worm\u003c\/em\u003e was that big it could wrap itsel roond the world. Its breath poisoned crops. Its tongue could pull a hoose intae the sea. The kings ae Orkney were feeding it seven lassies a week tae keep it quiet, which shows ye how bad things had got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen Assipattle turned up. The youngest son, the wan that sat in the ashes aw day and telt tall tales and was nae use tae anybody. He rowed a wee boat straight intae its mooth, doon its throat, and set fire tae its liver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd here's the bit ye'll no forget. When it died thrashing, its teeth fell oot and became Orkney, Shetland and the Faroes. Its body curled up and became Iceland, wi the liver still burning under it. That's whit they'll tell ye the volcanoes are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNaebody has ever topped that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy ye'll want this oan yer wall:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eYe'll no find this anywhere else.\u003c\/strong\u003e Original artwork fae \u003cem\u003eThe Wee Book o' Scottish Myths \u0026amp; Legends\u003c\/em\u003e, made fur the book and printed fur yer wall. It isnae oan Amazon, it isnae oan Temu, and it never will be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eNae poster-shop tat.\u003c\/strong\u003e Museum-quality 189 gsm matte paper sourced fae Japan, 10.3 mil thick and 94% opaque. Nae glare under a lamp, nae shine, just the art. Printed in the UK tae order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eSized fur a real wall.\u003c\/strong\u003e A4 up tae A1, aw the exact same shape, so it drops intae any frame ye can lift aff a high-street shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eThe perfect gift.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fur the wan that gets underestimated and keeps proving folk wrang.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCreated by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every print helps me keep the whole \u003cem\u003eWhit Did Ye Say?\u003c\/em\u003e thing going. Ye're no just buying a poster, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrkney, Shetland and Iceland. That's wan beast's dental records. 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe paper:\u003c\/strong\u003e 189 g\/m² enhanced matte, 10.3 mil thick, 94% opacity, ISO brightness 104%, sourced fae Japan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e A4, A3, A2 and A1. Aw four are the same proportions, so the art sits identically whitever ye pick. Frames arenae included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed in the UK to order, so allow aboot ten days. Ships rolled in a sturdy tube.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cancellations within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eRead the returns policy.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whit Did Ye Say?","offers":[{"title":"8.27″×11.69″","offer_id":58267916271960,"sku":"9965198_48505","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"11.69″×16.54″","offer_id":58267916304728,"sku":"9965198_48504","price":22.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A1 (23.3″×33.1″)","offer_id":58267916337496,"sku":"9965198_19527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A2 (16.5″×23.3″)","offer_id":58267916370264,"sku":"9965198_19528","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/5091\/0040\/files\/enhanced-matte-paper-poster-_in_-a1-_23.3x33.1_-front-6a8d15388bd55.jpg?v=1787630919","url":"https:\/\/shop.whitdidyesay.com\/products\/the-stoor-worm-the-myths-legends-art-print","provider":"Whit Did Ye Say?","version":"1.0","type":"link"}