{"product_id":"three-wise-coos-art-print","title":"THREE WISE COOS - Art Print","description":"\u003cp\u003eThree coos. Wan message. Absolutely nae comment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSee nae evil. Hear nae evil. Speak nae evil.\u003c\/em\u003e It's an auld bit ae wisdom that travelled hauf the world tae get here, and when it finally landed in Scotland it got handed tae three Highland coos in tartan scarves who frankly couldnae care less whit ye did at the weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWan's got its een covered. Wan's got its lugs covered. Wan's keeping its mooth firmly shut. Between the three ae them there isnae a single thing gonnae get repeated, which makes them the most discreet animals in the country and considerably better at it than most folk ye ken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works ower a kitchen table. It works in a hallway. And it works especially well in the corner ae an office whaur somebody could dae wi' the reminder that no every thought has tae be shared oot loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best-behaved thing ye'll ever hang, and it earned its ain print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy ye'll want this oan yer wall:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eThe three wise coos.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fur anybody who's mastered the art ae seeing everything and saying absolutely nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eSized fur a real wall.\u003c\/strong\u003e A4 up tae A1, and every wan is exactly the same shape, so it drops intae any frame ye can lift aff a high-street shelf withoot a bit ae trimming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eNae flimsy poster-shop print.\u003c\/strong\u003e Museum-quality 189 gsm matte paper sourced fae Japan, 10.3 mil thick and 94% opaque, so naething shows through fae behind and there's nae glare under a lamp. Printed in the UK tae order and never mass-produced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eThe perfect gift.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fur the pal who kens absolutely everything and tells ye none ae it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCreated by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every print helps me keep the whole \u003cem\u003eWhit Did Ye Say?\u003c\/em\u003e thing going. Ye're no just buying a poster, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee nothing. Hear nothing. Say nothing. Look magic daein' it. 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe paper:\u003c\/strong\u003e 189 g\/m² enhanced matte, 10.3 mil thick, 94% opacity, ISO brightness 104%, sourced fae Japan. Nae shine, nae glare, just the art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e A4 (8.27 x 11.69 in), A3 (11.69 x 16.54 in), A2 (16.5 x 23.3 in) and A1 (23.3 x 33.1 in). Aw four are the same proportions, so the design sits identically whitever ye pick. Frames arenae included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed in the UK to order, so allow aboot ten days. Ships rolled in a sturdy tube.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cancellations within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eRead the returns policy.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whit Did Ye Say?","offers":[{"title":"8.27″×11.69″","offer_id":58267774026072,"sku":"6678251_48505","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"11.69″×16.54″","offer_id":58267774058840,"sku":"6678251_48504","price":22.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A1 (23.3″×33.1″)","offer_id":58267774091608,"sku":"6678251_19527","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A2 (16.5″×23.3″)","offer_id":58267774124376,"sku":"6678251_19528","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/5091\/0040\/files\/enhanced-matte-paper-poster-_in_-a1-_23.3x33.1_-front-6a8cea6611917.jpg?v=1787619948","url":"https:\/\/shop.whitdidyesay.com\/products\/three-wise-coos-art-print","provider":"Whit Did Ye Say?","version":"1.0","type":"link"}