{"product_id":"three-wise-coos-mug","title":"THREE WISE COOS - Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eThree coos. Wan message. Absolutely nae comment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee nae evil. Hear nae evil. Speak nae evil. It's an auld bit ae wisdom that travelled hauf the world tae get here, and when it finally landed in Scotland it got handed tae three Highland coos in tartan scarves who frankly couldnae care less whit ye did at the weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWan's got its een covered. Wan's got its lugs covered. Wan's keeping its mooth firmly shut. Between the three ae them there isnae a single thing gonnae get repeated, which makes them the most discreet animals in the country and considerably better at it than most folk ye know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrapped the whole way roond an 11 oz mug, so the coos are watching ye nae matter whit angle ye set it doon at.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy ye'll want this oan yer desk:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eThe three wise coos.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fur anybody who's mastered the art ae seeing everything and saying absolutely nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eFull wrap, no a wee badge.\u003c\/strong\u003e The design runs right roond the mug, so it looks the part fae either side and whitever hand ye lift it wi'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt fur daily punishment.\u003c\/strong\u003e Sturdy glossy ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe, and the print isnae going anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003eThe perfect gift.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fur the pal who kens absolutely everything and tells ye none ae it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔷 \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted in the UK.\u003c\/strong\u003e Made to order for the person who kens more than they’re letting on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCreated by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every order helps me keep the whole \u003cem\u003eWhit Did Ye Say?\u003c\/em\u003e thing going. Ye're no just buying a mug, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee nothing. Hear nothing. Say nothing. Drink yer tea. 🔥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 oz. 3.8 inches (9.6 cm) tall, 3.2 inches (8.2 cm) across. Ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made to order, so allow aboot ten days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard catalogue items can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eRead the returns policy.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whit Did Ye Say?","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58267039924568,"sku":"3704561_1320","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/5091\/0040\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-front-view-6a8cd7b1d7884.jpg?v=1787615172","url":"https:\/\/shop.whitdidyesay.com\/products\/three-wise-coos-mug","provider":"Whit Did Ye Say?","version":"1.0","type":"link"}