The Books & The App
Whaur aw this came fae
The shop is the newest bit. Before the tees and the prints there was an app, and then there was five books, and near enough every design ye'll find here started life oan wan ae their pages.
The Myths & Legends prints are the clearest example. Every wan ae them is artwork fae Book 3, made fur the book first and printed fur yer wall efter.
The free app
Whit Did Ye Say? is a Scottish slang translator, dictionary and culture guide, and it costs ye nothing.
- 1,900+ dictionary words wi ower 4,800 real voice recordings. No a robot. An actual Scottish mooth
- A translator that works in ower 50 languages
- 600+ quiz questions and a daily challenge, tae find oot if ye're a true Scot or just visiting
- 123 Scottish insults, aw wi audio
- Myths, legends and famous Scots, narrated
Get it oan iPhone · Get it oan Android
The books
Five ae them, aw oan Amazon, aw written by the same wan Scottish lad.
1 · The Wee Book o' Scottish Insults
123 belters, sorted fae granny-safe tae Pure Gallus, every wan wi the meanin spelt oot and exactly when tae deploy it.
2 · The Scottish Slang Survival Guide
Whit the words mean, whaur they came fae, and how tae drop them in withoot soundin like a tourist.
3 · The Wee Book o' Scottish Myths & Legends
This is the wan the art prints come fae. Kelpies, selkies, ghosts, witches and the places ye shouldnae go efter dark. The only wan in the series printed in full colour, wi a painting fur every story.
Hardcover · Paperback · Kindle
4 · The Scottish Christmas Survival Guide
First footin, the buffet, the cracker jokes and the hoose rules. Everything ye need tae get through it.
5 · Things Yer Maw Says
Rated wan tae five wooden spoons oan the Guilt Factor. No how angry she is, but how lang ye'll be thinkin aboot it efter.
And the carry-on
There's ower 75,000 folk oan YouTube turning up fur Scottish comedy, and a fair bit ae nonsense oan TikTok tae.
Built by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Cheers fur haein a look. 🏴