WHIT DID YE SAY?
SCOTTISH PATTER, MADE FOR REAL LIFE
Proper Scottish words, properly defined, then turned into things worth having.
Shop the patterTHE HEAVY HITTERS
FEATURED PATTER
THE FULL DICTIONARY
EVERY WORD EARNED ITS AIN SHIRT
Every design starts with a real Scottish word, properly defined. Find yer ain, or get one for the biggest dobber ye know.
See the lotAYE RIGHTBAWBAGBELTERBRAWCANNYDREICHGALLUSGONNAE NO'NUMPTYPATTERPURE DEAD BRILLIANTSTOATER
NO' JUST TEES
SOMETHING FUR YER WALL
Original artwork fae ma ain book, printed oan museum-quality matte paper. Ye'll no find these oan Amazon, ye'll no find them oan Temu. A4 up tae A1, aw the exact same shape, so they drop straight intae a frame ye can lift aff a high-street shelf.
NO' JUST A PRETTY TEE
THE GOOD BITS ARE COVERED.
Good patter, clear delivery, and a straight answer if anything turns up wrong.
PRINTED TO ORDER
Every piece is made once you order, so the definition gets the attention it deserves.
FREE UK DELIVERY OVER £35
It is applied automatically at checkout. No code, no messing about.
IF SOMETHING'S WRONG, SAY.
Print error or a genuine fault? I will get it sorted.
THE MAN BEHIND THE PATTER
WELCOME TO WHIT DID YE SAY?
Alright, troops. Duncan here. Whit Did Ye Say? started because Scottish patter is too good to leave buried in group chats and family kitchens. Every design comes from a real word or phrase, properly defined and made for folk who already speak it, folk learning it, and anybody who just wants a bit more character in their life. Have a keek, pick a favourite, and cheers for keeping the patter going.
EVERY HOOSE HAS WAN
THINGS YER MAW SAYS
Every Scottish maw runs the same script. Huv ye eaten. Turn that light aff. Money disnae grow on trees. Ye have heard it a thousand times, and ye will hear it again on Sunday.
A WEE BIT MORE
MAIR THAN A TEE
Every item ye buy helps keep Scottish patter alive, whether ye grew up speaking it or ye're learning as ye go. Yer maw would be proud.
KEEP UP WI' THE PATTER
MAIR THAN A TEE SHOP
The latest nonsense fae SlammDunk Productions. Have a watch, then find the word that belongs on yer chest.
