Huv Ye Eaten? - The Maw Mug

It comes before hello. No' after it. Before.

Ye could walk intae that hoose havin no' seen her for six months, straight aff a plane, wi actual news, and the first thing oot her mouth is huv ye eaten.

And the answer disnae matter, which is the bit that takes years tae work oot. Say aye and somethin appears anyway. Say naw and the entire kitchen changes state inside eleven seconds. There is nae version of the answer that results in nothin bein made.

Why ye'll want this oan yer desk:

🔷 Hand-drawn, no' clip art. Printed right roond the mug so it faces ye whichever hand ye lift it wi.

🔊 Scan it and hear her. There's a wee QR on the back. Point yer phone at it and ye'll hear a real Scottish maw say it, no' a robot.

🔷 11oz ceramic. Dishwasher and microwave safe, so it'll survive yer hoose.

🔷 The nice wan. Every other design in this range is her givin ye grief. This wan is just her feedin ye.

🔷 Printed in the UK. Made to order for anybody raised on a question that is never just a question.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every mug helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Yer maw would be proud. 🔥

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Cancellations within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.