NUMPTY

Nae malice. Nae venom. Just a wee shake of the heid and a sigh. Numpty is the softest insult Scotland has, and probably the most used.

A numpty isnae a bad person. A numpty is the pal who locked the keys in the car with the engine running. It's the fella who put diesel in a petrol motor. It's you, last Tuesday, when ye walked into a room and completely forgot why. Daft, harmless, and hopeless in the most loveable way possible.

It's affectionate, it's forgiving, it's pure us, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

• 🔷 Lovingly accurate. Whether it's you or yer pal, somebody's earned this.
• 🔷 The friendliest insult going. Nae offence taken, nane intended.
• 🔷 Nae tourist-shop tat. Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, soft and properly made, printed to order, never mass-produced.
• 🔷 The perfect gift. For that loveable disaster of a pal who'd lose their heid if it wisnae screwed on.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Buy it for yersel or for the biggest numpty ye know. Same thing, probably. 🔥

Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.

Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.