NESSIE - The Myths & Legends Art Print

The most famous animal in Scotland, and naebody's ever got a decent photie.

Folk assume it's a wee loch. It isnae. Loch Ness is twenty-three mile long and seven hundred and fifty feet deep, which is mair water than every lake in England and Wales put thegither. If there is something doon there, it has got the room and it has got the privacy.

That's the bit the sceptics always skip. Naebody's proved she's there. Naebody's proved she isnae either.

So the coo has taken a boat oot at sunset tae have a look fur himsel, the way thousands have before him and thousands will efter. He'll no find her. That has never once stopped anybody.

Ninety year ae looking, and she's still the best-kent thing in the country.

Why ye'll want this oan yer wall:

🔷 Ye'll no find this anywhere else. Original artwork fae The Wee Book o' Scottish Myths & Legends, made fur the book and printed fur yer wall. It isnae oan Amazon, it isnae oan Temu, and it never will be.

🔷 Nae poster-shop tat. Museum-quality 189 gsm matte paper sourced fae Japan, 10.3 mil thick and 94% opaque. Nae glare under a lamp, nae shine, just the art. Printed in the UK tae order.

🔷 Sized fur a real wall. A4 up tae A1, aw the exact same shape, so it drops intae any frame ye can lift aff a high-street shelf.

🔷 The perfect gift. Fur the pal who's been up tae the loch three times and seen nothing but rain and a gift shop.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every print helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a poster, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Away and have a look yersel. Ye'll no find her. Naebody daes. 🔥

The paper: 189 g/m² enhanced matte, 10.3 mil thick, 94% opacity, ISO brightness 104%, sourced fae Japan.

Sizes: A4, A3, A2 and A1. Aw four are the same proportions, so the art sits identically whitever ye pick. Frames arenae included.

Delivery: Printed in the UK to order, so allow aboot ten days. Ships rolled in a sturdy tube.

Returns: Cancellations within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.