BLETHER

There's nothing a Scot loves more than a good blether. Naebody's in a hurry. Naebody's got a point to make. It's just talk, glorious, rambling, going-nowhere talk, and it's one of life's great pleasures.

A blether can last five minutes at the gate or two hours over a cup of tea that went cauld an hour ago. It's catching up with yer maw on the phone. It's the wummin in the queue at the post office. It's putting the world to rights with yer pals doon the pub. Some folk are that good at it they could, as we say, blether on for Scotland.

It's warm, it's social, it's pure us, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

• 🔷 Proudly chatty. For those who've never been lost for a word.
• 🔷 A national pastime. We could medal in it at the Olympics.
• 🔷 Nae tourist-shop tat. Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, soft and properly made, printed to order, never mass-produced.
• 🔷 The perfect gift. For the pal who phones "just for a second" and keeps ye an hour.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Enough blether. Add it to yer cart. 🔥

Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.

Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.