DAFT

No every insult is meant to sting. Sometimes ye call somebody daft and it's practically a cuddle. It's one of those brilliant Scottish words that's soft as ye like, even when it's pretending no to be.

Daft is yer pal who tried to microwave a boiled egg. It's yer da telling the same joke for the hundredth time. It's yer wean daein something so gloriously silly ye cannae even be annoyed, ye just shake yer heid and laugh. "Ya big daftie" is said with love, near enough every time. It's foolishness, aye, but the warm, harmless, lovable kind.

It's gentle, it's funny, it's pure us, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

• 🔷 The friendly kind of foolish. Nae offence, plenty affection.
• 🔷 We're aw a bit daft. Some more than others, mind.
• 🔷 Nae tourist-shop tat. Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, soft and properly made, printed to order, never mass-produced.
• 🔷 The perfect gift. For the big lovable daftie ye wouldnae change for the world.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Would be pure daft no to buy it, eh? 🔥

Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.

Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.