DID YE AYE?

Few phrases in the Scottish language can demolish a person's ego as quickly, or as quietly, as did ye aye?

It's no said with anger. There's nae shouting. It's delivered flat, calm and completely deadpan, usually with a wee raised eyebrow, the second somebody starts talking pure mince. Yer pal reckons he could've been a professional footballer? Did ye aye. Some fella claims he once knocked back a modelling contract? Did ye aye. Four words of devastating, beautifully Scottish disbelief.

It's the perfect comeback for the chronic exaggerator in yer life, and it deserved its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

• 🔷 Ego demolition, nae effort. Deflates a bragger withoot raising yer voice.
• 🔷 Maximum deadpan. The drier ye say it, the better it works.
• 🔷 Nae tourist-shop tat. Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, soft and properly made, printed to order, never mass-produced.
• 🔷 The perfect gift. For the pal who can sniff oot a tall tale fae a mile away.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Reckon ye'll no buy it? Did ye aye. 🔥

Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.

Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.