DOBBER

Ah, dobber. One of those brilliant, satisfying Scottish insults that just feels good to say. It rolls aff the tongue, it lands with a thud, and everybody within earshot knows exactly whit ye think of the person in question.

A dobber is yer all-rounder. A jerk, an idiot, an annoying so-and-so, somebody being a complete and utter pain in the backside. It's no quite as harsh as some, but it's got a wee bite that "numpty" disnae. Perfect for the driver that nicked yer parking space, the colleague who replies-all to everything, or yer mate who's just done something pure stupid. "Ya dobber."

It's punchy, it's brilliant, it's deeply satisfying, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

• 🔷 Satisfying to say. One of the best-sounding insults going.
• 🔷 All-purpose patter. Works on just aboot any dobber.
• 🔷 Nae tourist-shop tat. Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, soft and properly made, printed to order, never mass-produced.
• 🔷 The perfect gift. For the loveable dobber ye cannae help but slag.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Only a dobber would scroll past withoot buying it. 🔥

Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.

Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.