DROOKIT

Ye left the hoose. The sky looked fine. Maybe a wee bit grey, but fine. Twenty minutes later the heavens open, yer brolly turns inside oot, and by the time ye get where ye're going ye are, in the only word that'll dae, absolutely drookit.

This is nae ordinary wetness. Drookit is soaked-to-the-skin, water-in-yer-shoes, squelching-with-every-step drenched. It's the rain finding its way past yer "waterproof" jacket and into yer very soul. Every Scot has been drookit more times than they can count, usually on a day they were assured would be "dry spells."

It's painfully relatable, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

• 🔷 Felt by every Scot. Usually on the one day ye left the brolly at hame.
• 🔷 The ultimate weather word. "Wet" disnae even come close.
• 🔷 Nae tourist-shop tat. Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, soft and properly made, printed to order, never mass-produced.
• 🔷 The perfect gift. For the eternal optimist who never checks the forecast.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Best worn indoors. Where it's dry. 🔥

Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.

Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.