GLAIKIT

Ye know the look. The blank stare. The slightly open mooth. The eyes that are pointing at ye but clearly seeing nothing at aw. That, my friend, is glaikit.

It's no quite the same as being daft. Glaikit is more aboot the look of a person, that vacant, gormless, away-with-the-fairies expression. The fella who's been asked a simple question and is just, buffering. The wean who's been caught daein something and has nae explanation loaded. Lights on, naebody hame.

It's one of those perfect Scottish words that sounds exactly like whit it means, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

• 🔷 Instantly recognisable. Everybody knows a glaikit-looking soul.
• 🔷 Sounds like it means. One of the most satisfying words to say oot loud.
• 🔷 Nae tourist-shop tat. Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, soft and properly made, printed to order, never mass-produced.
• 🔷 The perfect gift. For the pal whose default face is pure vacant.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Dinnae stand there with a glaikit look on yer face. Add it to yer cart. 🔥

Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.

Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.