HAVER

To haver is to talk absolute mince. Pure, unfiltered, going-nowhere nonsense. And whether ye realise it or no, ye probably know a champion haverer.

It's the fella at the bar who's suddenly an expert on everything after three pints. It's yer uncle at Christmas explaining how he "could've run the country." It's politicians, it's blowhards, it's anybody whose mooth is moving faster than their brain. "He's just haverin'" is the kindest possible way of telling somebody to wheesht.

And aye, before ye ask, it's that word fae the song. When yer man says he would walk 500 miles, he'd also, apparently, haver. Romantic.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

• 🔷 Calls oot the nonsense. We've aw had to sit through a good haver.
• 🔷 Aye, it's the song one. Ye're singing it right noo, intit?
• 🔷 Nae tourist-shop tat. Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, soft and properly made, printed to order, never mass-produced.
• 🔷 The perfect gift. For the pal who talks the most and says the least.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Enough haverin'. Ye know ye want it. 🔥

Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.

Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.