I'm No' a Restaurant - The Maw Mug

She says she is no' a restaurant while already reaching for the pan. The speech is no' a refusal. It is the receipt for the second dinner that is arriving anyway.

The first plate is cold, the pan is cheerful, and the table is somehow booked for wan again.

Why ye'll want this oan yer desk:

🔷 11oz ceramic. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

🔊 Scan it and hear her. The reverse QR opens the real Maw audio.

🔷 Printed in the UK. Made to order for the family foodie who never gets left hungry.

🔷 Kitchen comedy with a victim. The first dinner is still waiting.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every order helps me keep Whit Did Ye Say? going. Yer maw would be proud. 🔥

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Cancellations within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.