The smallest dug in the street has a voice like he pays the mortgage.
Every morning, same time, the postie comes up the path at number 17. And every morning a Scottie the size ae a loaf goes aff like a car alarm, absolutely certain he is the only thing standing between his family and total ruin.
He has never once won. He has never once stopped. The postie posts the letters, says "awright wee man" and walks away, and the dug watches him go wi' the quiet satisfaction ae a job well done.
Mon then. Nae backing doon. Talk big, stand wee, and let naebody past that door.
It's the wee guy's whole philosophy, and it earned its ain shirt.
Why ye'll want this oan yer back:
š· Wee dug, massive opinion. Fur anybody who enters a room like they've been asked tae run it.
š· Full colour, nae half measures. Big braw artwork printed proper and made tae be worn, no a wee logo hiding oan a pocket.
š· Nae tourist-shop tat. Bella + Canvas 3001. Soft, properly made, printed to order and never mass-produced.
š· The perfect gift. Fur the pal whose dug thinks it's an alsatian.
Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.
Talk big. Stand wee. Get it bought. š„
Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.
Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.
Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.
Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.
Whit Did Ye Say?
