PATTER

If there's one word that sums up everything I dae, it's this one. Patter.

It's the Scottish gift for the gab. The quick comeback, the cheeky one-liner, the carry-on doon the pub that has everybody greetin with laughter. Good patter is a superpower up here. It's how ye make pals, win arguments, and charm yer way oot of trouble. "He's got great patter" is aboot the highest compliment ye can pay somebody in Scotland.

It's literally whit this whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing is built on. Preserving the patter, celebrating the patter, and noo, wearing the patter. This one's personal.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

• 🔷 The brand in one word. This is whit it's aw aboot.
• 🔷 A genuine compliment. Good patter is a rare and beautiful thing.
• 🔷 Nae tourist-shop tat. Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, soft and properly made, printed to order, never mass-produced.
• 🔷 The perfect gift. For the pal whose patter keeps the whole group going.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

This is the one, troops. The patter, on a shirt. Get it bought. 🔥

Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.

Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.