PISHED

Let's be honest. Scotland has more words for being drunk than the Inuit have for snow. But there's one that stands above them aw. Pished.

No just "had a couple." No "merry." We're talking properly steaming, fully sideways, texting yer ex, ordering a kebab ye'll regret, "I love you, man" levels of drunk. The natural conclusion of any decent Scottish night oot.

It's a badge of honour and a warning label, aw in six letters, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

• 🔷 Brutally honest. Nae point pretending, the shirt's already telt them.
• 🔷 Pure pub gold. Wear it oot and let everybody know where the night's heading.
• 🔷 Nae tourist-shop tat. Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, soft and properly made, printed to order, never mass-produced.
• 🔷 The perfect gift. For the pal who's always first to the bar and last to leave.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Just maybe dinnae wear it to yer work's Christmas do. Or dae. Nae judgement here. 🔥

Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.

Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.