Right. Wan. Two. - The Maw Mug

One is a warning. Two is a serious warning. Three has never been properly documented because everybody involved has usually left the building by then.

This mug celebrates Scotland's most effective countdown system, complete with the emergency glass case nobody dares open.

Why ye'll want this oan yer desk:

🔷 11oz ceramic. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

🔊 Scan it and hear her. The reverse QR opens the real Maw audio.

🔷 Printed in the UK. Made to order for the wean, parent or traumatised sibling.

🔷 Proper family folklore. Naebody has ever found oot what happens at three.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every order helps me keep Whit Did Ye Say? going. Yer maw would be proud. 🔥

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Cancellations within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.