ROCKET

No, no the kind that goes to the moon. Although, to be fair, a Scottish rocket is usually operating fae aboot the same distance fae reality.

Calling somebody a rocket is a beautiful, dismissive wee insult for the daft, the annoying, and the genuinely away with it. It's the driver who cut ye up at the lights. It's the pal who's "got a brilliant idea" at 2am. It's anybody whose heid is so far in the clouds they've practically achieved lift-aff. "Ya rocket," or the upgraded "total space rocket" for the really special cases.

It's punchy, it's funny, it's pure dismissive Scottish gold, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

• 🔷 A classic comeback. Short, sharp and brilliantly dismissive.
• 🔷 Upgradeable. Add "space" for the truly oot-there ones.
• 🔷 Nae tourist-shop tat. Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, soft and properly made, printed to order, never mass-produced.
• 🔷 The perfect gift. For the loveable rocket who's never quite on planet Earth.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Ye'd be a pure rocket no to get it. Just saying. 🔥

Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.

Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.