A square go is whit happens when somebody's had enough ae the chat and decides the discussion needs taken ootside.
No that this square is going anywhere. It's a Lorne sausage. It has nae legs, it has nae patience, and it has already minced the competition.
The roll is listed as a witness. The charge is startin' it. The alibi is naw. That's a breakfast-counter legal case wi' absolutely nae chance ae reaching a peaceful settlement.
Lorne is square by design, undefeated by nature, and it earned its ain shirt.
Why ye'll want this oan yer back:
š· Lorne. Nae debate. Fur anybody who knows a proper square sausage disnae need explained tae them.
š· Full colour, nae half measures. Big braw artwork printed proper and made tae be worn, no a wee logo hiding oan a pocket.
š· Nae tourist-shop tat. Bella + Canvas 3001. Soft, properly made, printed to order and never mass-produced.
š· The perfect gift. Fur the pal who'd fight ye ower whit goes in a roll.
Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.
Nae need tae take it ootside. The sausage has this. š„
Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.
Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.
Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.
Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.
Whit Did Ye Say?
