Ninety year. Boats, sonar, submarines, satellites and a queue of folk wi phones.
Still nae proof.
Nessie has been officially unconfirmed since 1934, which is a long time tae keep a secret when ye're that size. Every few year somebody comes back wi a photie that's mostly weather, a wee bit of driftwood and a lot of hope. The file gets opened. The file gets closed. Contact: large. Filed as: nothing.
And here's the thing naebody says oot loud. We dinnae actually want the proof. The day somebody lands a clear shot ae her is the day it stops being fun. She's better as a maybe.
Ninety year of nae evidence whatsoever, and she's still the most famous thing in the country. That's gallus, and it earned its ain shirt.
Why ye'll want this oan yer back:
š· The case is still open. And it's staying open, thanks very much.
š· Full colour, nae half measures. Big braw artwork printed proper and made tae be worn, no a wee logo hiding oan a pocket.
š· Nae tourist-shop tat. Bella + Canvas 3001. Soft, properly made, printed to order and never mass-produced.
š· The perfect gift. Fur the pal who's been up tae the loch three times and seen nothing but rain.
Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.
Proof? Aye right. š„
Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.
Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.
Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.
Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.
Whit Did Ye Say?
