STOATER

When something in Scotland is genuinely brilliant, truly, properly, top-drawer brilliant, it gets called a stoater. And there's nae higher praise.

A screamer of a goal into the top corner? A stoater. A gorgeous summer's day, aw three of them? A stoater. That lassie ye couldnae take yer eyes aff at the bar? Aye, a pure stoater. It's a word ye say with a big daft grin on yer face, because ye only ever use it for the very best of things.

It's joyful, it's generous, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

• 🔷 Pure positivity. A word that only ever means something brilliant.
• 🔷 High praise indeed. Naebody calls a dud a stoater.
• 🔷 Nae tourist-shop tat. Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, soft and properly made, printed to order, never mass-produced.
• 🔷 The perfect gift. For the absolute stoater in yer life who deserves to hear it.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

This shirt? Aye, ye guessed it. An absolute stoater. 🔥

Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.

Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.