THE BROWNIE - The Myths & Legends Art Print

Leave him a bowl ae cream and he'll sort yer hoose while ye sleep. Leave him a jumper and he's away fur good.

The brownie is the best deal in Scottish folklore and the easiest wan tae ruin. He attaches himsel tae a hoose, no a family, and he works through the night. Sweeps, churns, mends, sees tae the beasts. Ye'll never catch him at it.

The rules are short. Leave food oot, but never fur him, just leave it. Never thank him oot loud. And whitever ye dae, never gie him clothes.

Naebody kens why that last wan offends him. He'll pick up the shirt, say something aboot being paid aff, and that's the last ye'll see ae him. Hunners ae hooses have managed it by trying tae be nice.

The warmest thing in the book, and the easiest tae lose.

Why ye'll want this oan yer wall:

🔷 Ye'll no find this anywhere else. Original artwork fae The Wee Book o' Scottish Myths & Legends, made fur the book and printed fur yer wall. It isnae oan Amazon, it isnae oan Temu, and it never will be.

🔷 Nae poster-shop tat. Museum-quality 189 gsm matte paper sourced fae Japan, 10.3 mil thick and 94% opaque. Nae glare under a lamp, nae shine, just the art. Printed in the UK tae order.

🔷 Sized fur a real wall. A4 up tae A1, aw the exact same shape, so it drops intae any frame ye can lift aff a high-street shelf.

🔷 The cosy wan. Firelight and copper pans. It's the wan in the set that suits a kitchen rather than a hallway.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every print helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a poster, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Leave the cream. Say nothing. 🔥

The paper: 189 g/m² enhanced matte, 10.3 mil thick, 94% opacity, ISO brightness 104%, sourced fae Japan.

Sizes: A4, A3, A2 and A1. Aw four are the same proportions, so the art sits identically whitever ye pick. Frames arenae included.

Delivery: Printed in the UK to order, so allow aboot ten days. Ships rolled in a sturdy tube.

Returns: Cancellations within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.