Scotland's national bird isnae a golden eagle. It's the midgie.
Tiny, but everywhere. Ye can walk intae a lovely bit ae countryside, take wan deep breath ae fresh air, and discover the local wildlife has moved straight intae yer face.
There's nae ootrunning them. There's nae reasoning wi' them. There is only the auld Highland ritual: swat, swear, repeat. The repellent's oan. The windaes are shut. The cloud has already formed and it kens exactly where ye are.
A wee flying menace in a tartan bunnet, and it earned its ain shirt.
Why ye'll want this oan yer back:
š· Habitat: yer face. Fur anybody who's lost a summer evening tae something smaller than a crumb.
š· Full colour, nae half measures. Big braw artwork printed proper and made tae be worn, no a wee logo hiding oan a pocket.
š· Nae tourist-shop tat. Bella + Canvas 3001. Soft, properly made, printed to order and never mass-produced.
š· The perfect gift. Fur the pal who still insists they "dinnae get bitten".
Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.
Wear it. Swat at it. Try no tae breathe it in. š„
Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.
Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.
Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.
Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.
Whit Did Ye Say?
