THE STOOR WORM - The Myths & Legends Art Print

The biggest beast in the whole ae Norse legend. Killed by a laddie wi a pot ae burning peat.

The Mester Stoor Worm was that big it could wrap itsel roond the world. Its breath poisoned crops. Its tongue could pull a hoose intae the sea. The kings ae Orkney were feeding it seven lassies a week tae keep it quiet, which shows ye how bad things had got.

Then Assipattle turned up. The youngest son, the wan that sat in the ashes aw day and telt tall tales and was nae use tae anybody. He rowed a wee boat straight intae its mooth, doon its throat, and set fire tae its liver.

And here's the bit ye'll no forget. When it died thrashing, its teeth fell oot and became Orkney, Shetland and the Faroes. Its body curled up and became Iceland, wi the liver still burning under it. That's whit they'll tell ye the volcanoes are.

Naebody has ever topped that.

Why ye'll want this oan yer wall:

🔷 Ye'll no find this anywhere else. Original artwork fae The Wee Book o' Scottish Myths & Legends, made fur the book and printed fur yer wall. It isnae oan Amazon, it isnae oan Temu, and it never will be.

🔷 Nae poster-shop tat. Museum-quality 189 gsm matte paper sourced fae Japan, 10.3 mil thick and 94% opaque. Nae glare under a lamp, nae shine, just the art. Printed in the UK tae order.

🔷 Sized fur a real wall. A4 up tae A1, aw the exact same shape, so it drops intae any frame ye can lift aff a high-street shelf.

🔷 The perfect gift. Fur the wan that gets underestimated and keeps proving folk wrang.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every print helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a poster, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Orkney, Shetland and Iceland. That's wan beast's dental records. 🔥

The paper: 189 g/m² enhanced matte, 10.3 mil thick, 94% opacity, ISO brightness 104%, sourced fae Japan.

Sizes: A4, A3, A2 and A1. Aw four are the same proportions, so the art sits identically whitever ye pick. Frames arenae included.

Delivery: Printed in the UK to order, so allow aboot ten days. Ships rolled in a sturdy tube.

Returns: Cancellations within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.