WHEESHT

Before there were "quiet please" signs, before there was the shush finger, Scotland had a single, perfect word to shut doon any racket. Wheesht.

It's short, it's sharp, and it's devastatingly effective. Yer weans are screaming in the back of the car? "Wheesht." Somebody's talking over the telly during the fitba? "Haud yer wheesht." It carries the full authority of every Scottish mammy and granny that ever lived, and naebody, naebody, argues with a well-deployed wheesht.

It's one of the most powerful words in the language, and it earned its ain shirt.

Why ye'll want this oan yer back:

• 🔷 Maximum authority. One word to silence the lot of them.
• 🔷 Granny-approved. The auld ones knew its power fine well.
• 🔷 Nae tourist-shop tat. Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, soft and properly made, printed to order, never mass-produced.
• 🔷 The perfect gift. For the long-suffering soul who just wants five minutes of peace.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every shirt helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a tee, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

Nae need to say a word. Just point at the shirt. 🔥

Sizing: unisex retail fit, a wee bit slimmer than a boxy classic tee. Have a look at the size guide in centimetres and inches before ye pick.

Printed in the UK tae order, never mass-produced. Nae warehouse full ae leftovers.

Delivery: Printed to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Standard catalogue tees can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.