THREE WISE COOS - Art Print

Three coos. Wan message. Absolutely nae comment.

See nae evil. Hear nae evil. Speak nae evil. It's an auld bit ae wisdom that travelled hauf the world tae get here, and when it finally landed in Scotland it got handed tae three Highland coos in tartan scarves who frankly couldnae care less whit ye did at the weekend.

Wan's got its een covered. Wan's got its lugs covered. Wan's keeping its mooth firmly shut. Between the three ae them there isnae a single thing gonnae get repeated, which makes them the most discreet animals in the country and considerably better at it than most folk ye ken.

It works ower a kitchen table. It works in a hallway. And it works especially well in the corner ae an office whaur somebody could dae wi' the reminder that no every thought has tae be shared oot loud.

It's the best-behaved thing ye'll ever hang, and it earned its ain print.

Why ye'll want this oan yer wall:

🔷 The three wise coos. Fur anybody who's mastered the art ae seeing everything and saying absolutely nothing.

🔷 Sized fur a real wall. A4 up tae A1, and every wan is exactly the same shape, so it drops intae any frame ye can lift aff a high-street shelf withoot a bit ae trimming.

🔷 Nae flimsy poster-shop print. Museum-quality 189 gsm matte paper sourced fae Japan, 10.3 mil thick and 94% opaque, so naething shows through fae behind and there's nae glare under a lamp. Printed in the UK tae order and never mass-produced.

🔷 The perfect gift. Fur the pal who kens absolutely everything and tells ye none ae it.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every print helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a poster, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

See nothing. Hear nothing. Say nothing. Look magic daein' it. 🔥

The paper: 189 g/m² enhanced matte, 10.3 mil thick, 94% opacity, ISO brightness 104%, sourced fae Japan. Nae shine, nae glare, just the art.

Sizes: A4 (8.27 x 11.69 in), A3 (11.69 x 16.54 in), A2 (16.5 x 23.3 in) and A1 (23.3 x 33.1 in). Aw four are the same proportions, so the design sits identically whitever ye pick. Frames arenae included.

Delivery: Printed in the UK to order, so allow aboot ten days. Ships rolled in a sturdy tube.

Returns: Cancellations within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.