THREE WISE COOS - Mug

Three coos. Wan message. Absolutely nae comment.

See nae evil. Hear nae evil. Speak nae evil. It's an auld bit ae wisdom that travelled hauf the world tae get here, and when it finally landed in Scotland it got handed tae three Highland coos in tartan scarves who frankly couldnae care less whit ye did at the weekend.

Wan's got its een covered. Wan's got its lugs covered. Wan's keeping its mooth firmly shut. Between the three ae them there isnae a single thing gonnae get repeated, which makes them the most discreet animals in the country and considerably better at it than most folk ye know.

Wrapped the whole way roond an 11 oz mug, so the coos are watching ye nae matter whit angle ye set it doon at.

Why ye'll want this oan yer desk:

🔷 The three wise coos. Fur anybody who's mastered the art ae seeing everything and saying absolutely nothing.

🔷 Full wrap, no a wee badge. The design runs right roond the mug, so it looks the part fae either side and whitever hand ye lift it wi'.

🔷 Built fur daily punishment. Sturdy glossy ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe, and the print isnae going anywhere.

🔷 The perfect gift. Fur the pal who kens absolutely everything and tells ye none ae it.

🔷 Printed in the UK. Made to order for the person who kens more than they’re letting on.

Created by wan Scottish lad fae scratch. Every order helps me keep the whole Whit Did Ye Say? thing going. Ye're no just buying a mug, ye're funding Scottish patter preservation. Yer maw would be proud.

See nothing. Hear nothing. Say nothing. Drink yer tea. 🔥

Size: 11 oz. 3.8 inches (9.6 cm) tall, 3.2 inches (8.2 cm) across. Ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe.

Delivery: Made to order, so allow aboot ten days.

Returns: Standard catalogue items can be cancelled within 14 days of delivery. For a change-of-mind return, you pay the direct return postage. Read the returns policy.